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The lion king drinking game

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I forget to drink so often, but movies and tv are some of my biggest motivators for anything! This could change so much omg. … I gotta try this next time I need to seriously hydrate and also have time to watch stuff wait WAIT. Update: I’ve finished a liter of water, and Judy hasn’t finished her first day of work Whenever I’m sick or post-serious-workout or for some other reason need to rest and massively hydrate, I pop in whatever movie I want to watch, and then Google + drinking game, and pick one of those horrifyingly lethal, seriously-do-not-do-this-IT-WILL-KILL-YOU ones, like “take a drink every time there’s a microaggression in Zootopia” (side note: do NOT DO THIS with alcohol, IT WILL KILL YOU), and take a drink of water instead of a shot of liquor. Di Luna personally kills Manrico? Three drinks and screaming FUCK YEAH if the camp scene has ladies of loose morals flirting with Ferrando/the chorus/Luna

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finish your drink if she actually kisses Luna in the duet If Leonora has more chemistry with Luna than she has with Manrico if Manrico actually sings Di quella pira in C major. Azucena went to the BRIAN BLESSED school of acting Ferrando has a really bad fake white beard/wig to conceal that he’s young and sexy twice if Leonora is wearing white for Act IV alternatively black/dark grey uniforms vs. a director thinks that dressing Team Luna in blue and Team Manrico in red is original

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